Thought of the day

I thank whatever gods may be / For my unconquerable soul. / I am the master of my fate / I am the captain of my soul. ~William Ernest Henley, Invictus

Government's promises are like the Ringgit, they depreciate with time.



Tuesday, September 14, 2010

堵懒

请问有没有那本萧XX的书?”

“你要中国版的,还是台湾版的?”

“有什么分别?”

“一个是简体的,一个是繁体的咯。”

好,那我要中国版的。”

“哦,中国版的没有了。”

“那就要台湾版的吧。”

“哦,台湾版的也卖完了。”

“... ... ... ... ... ...”

“你到柜台那边跟小姐预订咯。”

走到柜台前,

“小姐,我要订萧XX的书。”

“你要中国版的,还是台湾版的?”

“嗯,我要中国版的。”

“中国版的要等很久。”

“那就订台湾版的吧。”

“哦,台湾版的也要等很久。”

心里,“F*ck#$%#$&%*^&$%~#Sh*t”。

2 comments:

seowyin said...

Wahahahaha...don't tell me this is in Singapore bookshop.

Gnu said...

Too bad, it's Harris in Tebrau City :p