老豆的Joke

老师给小朋友解释：“乳”就是“小”的意思。

比如“乳猪”就是“小猪”，“乳鸽”就是“小鸽”。

老师：小明，请你用“乳”字造句。

小明：我家经济条件不太好，只能住40平米的乳房。

老师：（晕）。。。这个不行。换一个。

小明：我每天上学都要跳过我家门口的一条乳沟。

老师：（晕）。。。这个也不行。再换一个。

小明：。。。老师，我想破我的乳头也想不出来了。

Ancient Aliens

Ancient Aliens...mind boggling.

From today onwards, you two will have to sleep outside

We bought these plastic fences so that we can leave Thor & Tease out on the lawn long enough to get their daily fix of mutiara grass. And just in case we forget about them, they don't go wandering about and hide under our car and get squashed on our way out.

Splendid getaway from the bustling Lion City and the recent market crash...Pulau Bintan. A place to relax with friendly attendants, free foosball, affordable laser quest and pool, cheap spa and heavenly massages.

Once again, we witness the greatness of good governance as compared to tourism at home. This isle is jointly developed by the Indonesia and Singapore government.

燕窝的八大药理功效

1. 「美容(美容食品)基因」－－表皮生长因子
   



2. 能提高免疫功能的促有丝分裂原
   



3. 对呼吸系统疾病的治疗作用
   



4. 预防肿瘤、减少放化疗不良反应




5. 强心、降压作用




6. 抗氧化、防衰老




7. 抗疲劳作用




8. 孕产期保健之佳品

竟然不知道燕窝有那么多功效，之前还以为只是可以滋润养颜。原来还可以提高免疫能力和抗癌。老爸还跟我说我小时候得了呼吸系统有关的疾病，咳嗽了很久，看了医生吃了药都不会好。后来老爸忍痛买了燕窝让我试试，竟然根治了。

Fern in the Bathroom

Dear Mom & Dad, What's my future?

Proceeding of a Blossom

Day 1
Day 2

Day 3

Day 4

And many more to come, I hope...^_^